Dx2 Quests/Kangaroo Boxer Dialogue

A transcript of the dialogue from Kangaroo Boxer's Dx2 Quests can be found here.

Prologue

A few years ago in Taiwan...

Jeng Yun Devil Downloader...

Jeng Yun This is so hard to believe... but they, you really exist...

Jeng Yun Now that I've seen a real demon, I have no choice but to believe in them.

Jeng Yun ...Okay...

Jeng Yun If you say I have right qualities to be one... I'll do it!

Jeng Yun I'm not sure if my training will give me an edge against things like demons...

Jeng Yun but I'd like to try.

Jeng Yun I've always dreamed of becoming like a superhero.

Jeng Yun And how could I say "NO" to a bro,

Jeng Yun right Vagit?

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Ririn Hey, [Protagonist]! I'm glad I found you!

Ririn Um, could you do something about those two?

>Ririn points towards Jeng Yun and Rika.

Jeng Yun Hum... I see... It looks good if I hold the gun this way...

Rika Y-Yes, that's right... but you can keep your shirt on you know?

Jeng Yun It's important for you to see my muscles ripple as I hold this gun for reference.

Rika Well I guess, if you say so...

Ririn Ri-ka-!! Don't let him...

Rika Don't let him... what?

Rika ... walk around half naked.

Ririn True... Can you please stop taking your shirt off?

Jeng Yun Hahaha... you're kidding right?

Jeng Yun I can't believe anybody would complain about seeing a body like this!

Ririn You're so full of yourself.

Ririn I don't wanna see bulging muscles like that, it makes me sick!

Jeng Yun Aww, come on! Who wouldn't wanna look at all this awesomeness!

Ririn Stop! Get away!!

Protagonist Nice abs! / That's sexual harassment.

Jeng Yun See, you get it! Now wanna feel it?! / Sexual harassment... wow that's a bit harsh isn't it?

Ririn OMG...

Ririn If you'd just shut up and drop this habit of yours...

Ririn But no one is perfect... kinda disappointing,

Ririn because you are strong, kind and just a really nice guy.

Ririn Did something happen to you that made you this way?

Jeng Yun You wanna take a guess?

>Jeng smiles and winks.

Rika You're so insufferable some times...

Jeng Yun [Protagonist], do you wanna join us and learn about guns?

Jeng Yun Knowledge is power.

Jeng Yun And Rika is a really good teacher.

Vagit I'm sorry I interrupt. Can you do that other time?

Ririn Wow, where'd you come from?!

Jeng Yun ...Vagit?

Jeng Yun What are you doing out of the Church of False Gods?

Vagit Privyet Dx2's. I sorry this is emergency.

Vagit A very bad demon escape from Church of False Gods.

Vagit Can you help me, Jeng?

Ririn Oh... just Jeng? Why just him?

Vagit I have my reasons. Come, I explain as we walk.